Is This Chicken That I Have?

Would you like to know what cracks me up? I bet you would! Nothing tickles my sense of humor like VH1, channel 61 ( on my TV). It is fucking hilarious! The dry remarks by the comedian remind of of how I think about everything and everyone. Today, I'm watching 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever. And boy, are they dumb:

"Too many O.B.G.Y.N.s aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
- George W. Bush Jr.

I wonder what he thought he was talking about... because it certainly couldn't
have been what he actually said, could it have been???

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Claudine Schneider claiming that Dan Quayle said the above.

Upon discovering that Dan Quayle didn't actually say this, and U.S. Representative Claudine Schneider attributed it to him as a joke, I was rather disappointed. But this is Dan Quayle we're talking about, so I had no trouble finding another quote to make up for this which was actually spoken by Dan Quayle himself.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - Dan Quayle

Sometimes politicians should just keep their mouths shut. Maybe get them sewn shut...

Well anyway, I'm getting sick of this already. Plus I know now that I should just do my own HTML when blogging, the features on here suck major balls. I'm speaking (or typing, if you will) about the "quote" feature in particular. It screws up the fluidity of the entire post!

That aside, I'm busy and Christmas is coming (OMGzzz), so I'll finish this post off with a word from our president on tribal sovereignty. Enjoy:




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