I Love [Buffalo] New York

Believe it or not, the only reality show I watch is I Love New York 2. Call me gay or whatever, but I've been following it for quite awhile and to tell you the truth I get a kick out of good ol' Tiffany Pollard. She's afraid of birds, parrots in particular, and it makes me laugh when I hear her weird scream. Unfortunately, tonight was the season finale. But to my contentment Tailor Made won! Don't ask me why I wanted him to win, he was just such a sociopathic freak turned bitch, he deserved it. It was too easy being Buddha, and always playing the devil's advocate with New York. But yeah, this post is really 'faggish', isn't it... Enough about New York, more about me.
Whilst on the topic of 'faggishness', I must admit that I have become a little 'dipromiscuous' myself. Yes, I coined that word. Just now. I am that fucking sweet. I've been experimenting, 'cause I guess I realized that I'm going to do what the fuck I want and do I care what you or your droogs think? Nope, not whatsoever. With whom, however, I shall keep confidential to preserve their reputation. As tarnished as I may already believe it to be, *cough*.
Now on to the Buffalo part. You'll be careful to notice I inserted it ever so cleverly into the title of this post. It snows here. Buffalo is known for that, and you (whomever you may be) probably already know that. Even though they say Rochester gets more snow than us, a fact I believe since everytime I've been to Rochester it's fucking freezing and all snow covered. Donna and I got thrown out of a Tragically Hip concert there and had to trudge back to the car >_<. Guess what my peeps! I got a tattoo, and I fucking love it. I love it enough to say I *heart* it. It's sweeter than your face. It is displayed to the left, in case you are s-l-o-w. I think spelling things out is politically correct. Well yeah, if I think it is then it is. Now I'm hotter than I've ever been, hahaha. So anyway come back and read my blog constantly. I'm going to try and update it since my memory is failing lately. Do you have love for Jared? You'd better, or I'll kick yo' fuckin' ass foo'!