Bush Speech on Tribal Sovereignty

Is This Chicken That I Have?

Would you like to know what cracks me up? I bet you would! Nothing tickles my sense of humor like VH1, channel 61 ( on my TV). It is fucking hilarious! The dry remarks by the comedian remind of of how I think about everything and everyone. Today, I'm watching 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever. And boy, are they dumb:

"Too many O.B.G.Y.N.s aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
- George W. Bush Jr.

I wonder what he thought he was talking about... because it certainly couldn't
have been what he actually said, could it have been???

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Claudine Schneider claiming that Dan Quayle said the above.

Upon discovering that Dan Quayle didn't actually say this, and U.S. Representative Claudine Schneider attributed it to him as a joke, I was rather disappointed. But this is Dan Quayle we're talking about, so I had no trouble finding another quote to make up for this which was actually spoken by Dan Quayle himself.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - Dan Quayle

Sometimes politicians should just keep their mouths shut. Maybe get them sewn shut...

Well anyway, I'm getting sick of this already. Plus I know now that I should just do my own HTML when blogging, the features on here suck major balls. I'm speaking (or typing, if you will) about the "quote" feature in particular. It screws up the fluidity of the entire post!

That aside, I'm busy and Christmas is coming (OMGzzz), so I'll finish this post off with a word from our president on tribal sovereignty. Enjoy:




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I Love [Buffalo] New York

Believe it or not, the only reality show I watch is I Love New York 2. Call me gay or whatever, but I've been following it for quite awhile and to tell you the truth I get a kick out of good ol' Tiffany Pollard. She's afraid of birds, parrots in particular, and it makes me laugh when I hear her weird scream. Unfortunately, tonight was the season finale. But to my contentment Tailor Made won! Don't ask me why I wanted him to win, he was just such a sociopathic freak turned bitch, he deserved it. It was too easy being Buddha, and always playing the devil's advocate with New York. But yeah, this post is really 'faggish', isn't it... Enough about New York, more about me.
Whilst on the topic of 'faggishness', I must admit that I have become a little 'dipromiscuous' myself. Yes, I coined that word. Just now. I am that fucking sweet. I've been experimenting, 'cause I guess I realized that I'm going to do what the fuck I want and do I care what you or your droogs think? Nope, not whatsoever. With whom, however, I shall keep confidential to preserve their reputation. As tarnished as I may already believe it to be, *cough*.
Now on to the Buffalo part. You'll be careful to notice I inserted it ever so cleverly into the title of this post. It snows here. Buffalo is known for that, and you (whomever you may be) probably already know that. Even though they say Rochester gets more snow than us, a fact I believe since everytime I've been to Rochester it's fucking freezing and all snow covered. Donna and I got thrown out of a Tragically Hip concert there and had to trudge back to the car >_<. Guess what my peeps! I got a tattoo, and I fucking love it. I love it enough to say I *heart* it. It's sweeter than your face. It is displayed to the left, in case you are s-l-o-w. I think spelling things out is politically correct. Well yeah, if I think it is then it is. Now I'm hotter than I've ever been, hahaha. So anyway come back and read my blog constantly. I'm going to try and update it since my memory is failing lately. Do you have love for Jared? You'd better, or I'll kick yo' fuckin' ass foo'!